Girl Missing Since 1991 Finally Found - Alive!

Girl Missing Since 1991 Finally Found - Alive!

In news that is so very rare in these cases, it seems that a woman, who was kidnapped as a young girl at the age of eleven way back in 1991, has finally been found. And what's best, is that she's actually alive!

Missing Found Alive

The Return of Jaycee Lee Dugard

Jaycee Lee Dugard, who was a blond, ponytailed, 11-year-old girl when she was abducted right in front of her stepfather as she headed to a school bus stop 18 years ago, has finally made her way to freedom, and is soon to be reunited with her parents.

The woman walked into a San Francisco Bay area police station and said she was Jaycee Lee Dugard, the girl who had been kidnapped 18 years ago. And thankfully, it doesn't seem to be just some misguided loony claiming to be the kidnapped girl. According to Lt. Les Lovell of the El Dorado Sheriff's Department, they're actually about 99% sure that it's her.

Her family has been contacted, and they're currently in the process of arranging a meeting. Carl Probyn, Jaycee Lee Dugard's stepfather, said that the news was "like winning a lottery." I'll bet! Wow, can you imagine how happy they must feel right now?! I'm majoryly hyped just knowing about it!

Update: Jaycee Lee Dugard (not Kaycee Lee Dugard, for those who've been misspelling it) was reunited with her mother, who was overjoyed to learn that her daughter, who she thought was dead, was actually alive and well. :)

Arrest of the Lowlife Scumbags

And as if this story couldn't get any better, the authorities have also arrested the two lowlife scumbags, 58-year-old Phillip Garrido and his 54-year-old wife Nancy Garrido, who are suspected of being the kidnappers.


According to Yahoo! News, "Phillip Garrido is also being held for investigation of rape by force, lewd and lascivious acts with a minor and sexual penetration, said Jimmie Lee, a spokesman for the Contra Costa Sheriff's Department.

Phillip Garrido has a conviction for rape by force or fear, and was paroled from a Nevada state prison in 1999, according to the California Department of Corrections and Rehabilitation."


Apparently, California corrections officials called Phillip Garrido in for questioning on Wednesday after they received a report that he had been seen with two small children at the University of California in Berkeley. When he arrived, he was accompanied by two children and two adult women.

According to Yahoo! News: "The diligent questioning and follow-up by the parolee's agent of record led to Garrido revealing his kidnapping of the adult female," the department said in a statement. "It was further revealed by Garrido that she was Jaycee Lee Dugard, and that the children were his."

Update: Law enforcement officials now believe that Jaycee Lee Dugard was kept in a shed and used a sex slave for Phillip Garrido and his wife Nancy Garrido. Assholes. Jaycee apparently became pregnant several times during her captivity and had at least two children. Those children made Garrido's parole officer suspicious, which led to his arrest.

Let's just hope that these two worthless mofos are behind bars for the rest of their lives!

King of Pop Michael Jackson Dies At Age 50

Breaking News: The "King of Pop" is gone. It appears that pop icon Michael Jackson has just died at the age of 50, just weeks before his planned comeback tour in which he was scheduled to perform 50 sellout concerts to over a million people in London's O2 arena.

At 12:26 p.m. today paramedics were called to his home in Bel Air, Los Angeles, California. When they arrived he was unresponsive and not breathing. Paramedics performed cardiopulmonary resuscitation (CPR) and he was rushed to the hospital...due to an apparent cardiac arrest.

A short while later it was reported that he arrived at the hospital in a deep coma and that his family was at his bedside.

Live Video Coverage: You can watch CNN.com's live video coverage of it here.

Farrah Fawcett also died today at the age of 62. She died of anal cancer, which she first learned she had in September of 2006.

UPDATES: Michael Jackson pronounced dead.
At 4:36 p.m. local time, the Los Angeles coroner confirmed Michael Jackson's death. The cause of death is suspected to be cardiac arrest. LAPD detectives have opened an investigation into his death, but no foul play is suspected at this time.

Los Angeles Times:

[Updated at 3:15 p.m.: Pop star Michael Jackson was pronounced dead by doctors this afternoon after arriving at a hospital in a deep coma, city and law enforcement sources told The Times.]

[Updated at 2:46 p.m.: Jackson is in a coma and his family is arriving at his bedside, a law enforcement source told The Times.

Jackson was rushed to Ronald Reagan UCLA Medical Center this afternoon by Los Angeles Fire Department paramedics.

Fire Capt. Steve Ruda said paramedics responded to a call at Jackson's home at 12:26 p.m. He was not breathing when they arrived. The paramedics performed cardiopulmonary resuscitation and took him to the hospital, Ruda told The Times. Read full article

Michael Jackson Confirmed Dead

Fox News:

Michael Jackson died Thursday afternoon after reportedly going into cardiac arrest at his Los Angeles home, the Associated Press and the Los Angeles Times reports.

FOX News confirmed that the legendary singer, 50, was rushed to the hospital Thursday afternoon, but did not confirm reports of his death.

The Los Angeles Times reported the legendary singer, 50, had fallen into a deep coma before his death shortly after 3 p.m. PDT. Read full article

Caught Swine Flu - H1N1 FTW!!!!!11!!!oneeleven!

Caught Swine Flu - H1N1 FTW!!!!!11!!!oneeleven!

Caught swine flu in the bacon isle today. I'll probably be dead by time you read this so...Tell my wife and kids and mistress that I love them. Goodbye cruel world.

PS: All my passwords are "password."

Update: I'm dead now.