October 31, 2008

Happy Halloween - The Zombie Game and Dressed Up Pets


I'd like to wish everyone a very safe and happy Halloween this year. Don't eat too much candy! Oh yeah, and be sure to save your Snickers bars for me. They're my fav, you know, so you should definitely give them all to me. :P

And in exchange for your sweet candy kindness, here's a special Halloween game you can play. Try not to get R.I.P.ed apart by the evil zombies! Mwah ha ha. (Note: The game may take a moment or two to appear.)

Why Pets Hate Halloween

And for good laugh on this spooky Halloween holiday, be sure to check out Why Pets Hate Halloween. Oh, the things people will do to their pets. :P

October 22, 2008

Hump Day Humor - Bailout Thoughts From Shitcat and Friends

First, let's start with some news...

From the Associated Press: World stock markets sagged again Wednesday as a barrage of weak corporate earnings stoked fears that the government's financial intervention won't keep global economies out of recession.

Duh! I think most of us with brains know that the government bailout won't work. And here's why. But for a deeper understanding of the bailout, I contacted our senior political correspondent, Shitcat, and asked for his commentary. Here's what he had to say about it...

Unfortunately, his intern Barfcat also happened to be nearby when this took place, and Shitcat's straight-to-the-point, "hold-nothing-in" attitude simply proved too much for his delicate, little body to handle...

But wanting further insight, I also contacted our senior financial analyst, Jokercat, for his take on the bailout, as well as on our current political and economic climate in general. His response was, well, sobering...

After that, I definitely needed some cheering up. Unfortunately, Speedcat was out of town, so I headed over to hang out with Cokecat instead. His motto in the last year has been: "Be the government, and you will know."

You see, Cokecat firmly believes that the only way in which one can understand the U.S. Government and its endless idiocy is to become a part of it. I think he's right. And obviously, he's got the part down perfectly...

Thanks cats! You've been very helpful. Let's hope that the morons in charge can have a moment of clarity sometime in the next decade. I know it's a long shot, but one can certainly hope.

Anyway, Happy Hump Day! I hope your week is going well. :)

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October 16, 2008

Make Money with WidgetBucks - $25 Bonus for Signing Up!

WidgetBucks Celebrates 1st Birthday
With $25 Sign-Up Bonus

UPDATE: WidgetBucks is no longer recommended by this blog!!!

WidgetBucks, one of the fastest-growing ad networks, has just completed its first year in business. And to celebrate, they're offering a $25 sign-up bonus for all new publishers. That's right, you'll get $25 in cool cash when you sign up with WidgetBucks.

WidgetBucks is offering this celebratory $25 sign-up bonus until the end of October, so don't wait to take advantage of the offer if you haven't already.

What Is WidgetBucks?

WidgetBucks is an ad network that features CPC (cost-per-click) and CPM (cost-per-thousand impressions) shopping widgets that help you make money fast. The WidgetBucks widgets display the most popular products based on the buying trends of over 100 million shoppers. You choose which types of products you want to advertise, and WidgetBucks does the rest.

The widgets are completely customizable (with over 300 configurations and 256 color schemes), so you can tailor them to fit the look and feel of your blog or website. Here's an example of a WidgetBucks ad widget in action:

How To Make Money With WidgetBucks

There are three basic ways to make money with WidgetBucks:

• CPC, or cost-per-click widget ads - Each time a user clicks on a WidgetBucks ad widget, you make money.
• CPM, or cost-per-thousand impressions - Each time a CPM ad from one of WidgetBucks’ ad partners is shown, you make money.
• WidgetBucks Referral Program - Refer people to WidgetBucks and you'll receive 5% of the commissions earned by everyone you refer. Just another easy way to make money with WidgetBucks.

My Experience With WidgetBucks

My experience with WidgetBucks has been a very good one. I've been using them to make money on this site (and on others) ever since they first launched a year ago. With their combination of both CPC and CPM ad widgets, WidgetBucks tends to outperform AdSense quite consistently each month. But since you can use them alongside AdSense without breaking the AdSense TOS, you don't have to stop using AdSense just to try them out.

WidgetBucks has been going strong for a year now and I've seen nothing but improvements all along the way. They're constantly adding new, cool-looking widget skins, which allows you to continually keep your ad content fresh and engaging. And this, of course, means more money in your pocket.

Bottom line, WidgetBucks is a nice little moneymaker. If you haven't yet tried them for your blog or website, I definitely suggest you do...especially since you'll get a $25 bonus just for doing so. :)

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October 11, 2008

Make Money With WF3D - It's Easy!

Make Money With WorkFor3Dollars (WF3D)

Howdy friends. Came across a new moneymaker recently that I'm very happy with. It's called WorkFor3Dollars (WF3D), and it's been paying out like crazy.

Update (February 1, 2011): It's been a long time since I first joined WF3D, and my earnings STILL continue to rise each month. Yeah!!! This one definitely kicks ass, and you'd be a fool not to get in on it. Check out WorkFor3Dollars here.

Make Money with WF3D...

I'm not gonna write a long blog post about this since I already wrote one here on my Yuwie blog. But I will say that WF3D is definitely worth checking out. And if you have any doubt, be sure to check out all the comments my Yuwie friends left about it. You can also see their WorkFor3Dollars stats and earnings right on my page (Note: Their stats and earnings are outdated...I should probably update them soon lol)...

How WorkFor3Dollars Works

Real simple. WorkFor3Dolalrs is a 3 x 15 forced matrix (with spillover). It costs just $3 to join (hence the name) and pays you for every personal referral. WF3D also pays you for every referral that one of your personally sponsored referrals puts in. WF3D pays this down through 15 levels.

On the product/services side, WorkFor3Dollars comes with a List Builder (real handy for all you marketers out there!) and a whole slew of digital products and informative e-books. All the e-books come with resell rights, so you can sell them for a profit, too, if you like.

WorkFor3Dollars Payment Proof

As with all make money programs out there, one always has to worry about scams and not being paid. So, is WorkFor3Dollars a scam? No. The good news is that WorkFor3Dollars is not a scam. It has paid people on time...every time. For example, here's my latest WorkFor3Dollars payment proof...

Receiving payment is fast and easy. WorkFor3Dollars pays instantly and automatically through AlertPay. A lot of moneymaking programs pay "Net-30" or "Net-60," which means that each earning must mature for at least 30 (or 60) days before it is eligible for payment.

For example, one of the programs I use to monetize this blog is AdBrite (AdBrite is one of my favorite money making programs). It's a great program that has never let me down (it even outperforms AdSense much of the time). But the one thing I don't really like about it is that it pays Net-60.

So...if I make $2,500 dollars this month with AdBrite, I won't actually be sent my check for that $2,500 until January. Oh well.

And as the old saying goes, "There's many a slip twixt a cup and a lip." Meaning, there are many things that could go wrong between now and then. My AdBrite account could be banned - and I'd never see that money. But with WorkFor3Dollars, I don't have to worry about that. My WF3D earnings are automatically transferred into my AlertPay account. No fuss, no muss. The cash is in my account instantly. Just one of the many great things about WorkFor3Dollars.

Helping Friends Make Money with WF3D

Over on Yuwie, I'm a pretty popular character. So I'm also helping folks make money with WorkFor3Dollars by listing their pics and their WF3D referral links in my WF3D blog on Yuwie. And I'm more than happy to do the same for anyone who signs up on our team. So if you join WF3D, you don't have to go through my referral link...

You can sign up under one of these great folks below. :)

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October 9, 2008

Why the Government Bailout is Bullshit

Like Poop From a Bovine's Anus,
The Government Bailout is Bullshit!

Note: I may be updating this post shortly. This is really just a 1st draft I wrote up in order to get some things off my chest...really quickly.

I'm so PO'd right now over this complete waste of our taxpayer dollars that it's not even funny. Anyway, here' are my current thoughts...

The Facts Behind the Bailout

The government bailout = socialism for the rich...with YOUR money.

The recent economic bailout (with our tax dollars) is complete and utter BS. And just as what they're saying actually caused the economic crisis/collapse is complete BS, so is the action our elected government morons officials have taken to "fix it."

The Real Cause of the Economic Collapse

As much as many of us would like to believe, it's not just the crooked people of Wall Street, with their golden parachutes and their "I can do whatever I want 'cause I'm a rich and important top executive" attitude that led to this economic crisis here in the U.S. Oh, no, no, no.

The real problem is our current way of doing things. And here are two prime examples:

1.The federal government sticking its nose where it doesn't belong (Exempli gratia, the financial markets).
2. The Federal Reserve printing money out of thin air (which devalues our currency).

A Deep Look Into The Problem's Core

Since the creation of the Federal Reserve in 1913 (no thanks to The Federal Reserve Act, ch. 6, 38 Stat. 251, enacted on December 23, 1913, 12 U.S.C. ch.3), which was signed into law by then President Woodrow Wilson, the U.S. dollar has lost over 90% of its value. And it’s lost around 37% of its value in just the last seven years. Both shameful and frightening, I must say!

In an article entitled, "Gold and Economic Freedom," former Federal Reserve Chairman Alan Greenspan wrote:

"The excess credit which the Fed pumped into the economy spilled over into the stock market - triggering a fantastic speculative boom...The speculative imbalances had become overwhelming and unmanageable by the Fed... In the absence of the gold standard, there is no way to protect savings from confiscation through inflation."

But here's the funny part: That article, by the former Federal Reserve Chairman, Alan Greenspan, was written in 1966. Yeah, no kidding! And it was written to describe the era leading up to the Great Depression. Gee, sound familiar? Sure it does! And it could definitely be applied to today to describe the grave consequences of having the Federal Reserve...many of which we're seeing again, right now.

Bottom line, the Fed creates these economic bubbles, and the bubbles always burst…just like we’re seeing now.

If we want any sort of a proper and stable future for this country, the United States of America, we need to abolish the Federal Reserve immediately! In addition, our misguided government needs to stop meddling in the financial markets. And here's why...

Sticky Fingers That Just Don't Fix

Fact: Government interference in the financial market is what causes artificial economic imbalances in the first place. Additionally, it makes it virtually impossible for market corrections to take place quickly and easily (as they would in a truly "free market").

Ultimately, this guarantees economic crisis. Again, just like we’re seeing right now.

The bottom line is that we need to get these imbeciles out of office ASAP. And just as importantly, we need to get rid of the Federal Reserve. If we don't, we'll continue to see more of the same...and America WILL eventually collapse.

Fallen Empires - Is America Next?

The undeniable fact is that all empires and great nations fall due to fiscal, financial reasons (the devaluation of their currency, etc). And what we're seeing right now are the first signs of a falling empire. If things don't change, the U.S. will fall too.

Unfortunately, none of our so-called "leaders" are willing enough, or even brave enough to admit that. They want us to believe that America, in all its glory, is untouchable, indomitable and infallible.

But remember, the Romans thought that too. And of course, their empire fell.

For, it only takes a quick study of history and economics to realize that if we don't make some drastic changes, America will undoubtedly be in severe trouble as well. And feeding more money (printed out of thin air) to companies that couldn't operate profitably and responsibly in the first place, is NOT the answer!

It's OUR money, dammit! And we shouldn't just stand by aimlessly and watch as it's flushed and wasted down an endless drain...and funneled into the pockets of the very crooks who are a part of this economic mess. It's time to wake the F up America! And it's time to do what needs to be done!

I’m Aaron Cook, and I approved this message. :P

October 8, 2008

Hump Day Humor - Chuck Norris Facts and Will Ferrell

It's been a little while since I did a Hump Day Humor post on this blog, though I'm not exactly sure why...it's one of my favorite types of posts to do.

Anyway, to start things off for this week's Hump Day Humor post, here are some Chuck Norris facts to break tickle that funny bone of yours.

Chuck Norris Facts

1. There's no "ctrl" button on Chuck Norris' computer keyboard; Chuck Norris is always in control.
2. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
3. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table; the only element he recognizes is the element of "surprise."
4. It takes Chuck Norris just 10 seconds to watch 60 Minutes.
5. Chuck Norris played Russian roulette with a fully-loaded gun...and won.
6. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas to bed.
7. Chuck Norris can build Rome in a day.
8. Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water and make him drink.
9. The following is a short list of things Chuck Norris cannot do: .
10. Rosa Parks refused to get out of her seat because she was saving it for Chuck Norris.

Some Will Ferrell Comedy

Personally, I'm not a huge Will Ferrell fan. I think some of his stuff is really funny, but I also think he's got a fair amount of material that's just plain redundant and stupid. Nonetheless, here's a funny video clip in which Will Ferrell plays his classic character Ron Burgundy for ESPN. This one is definitely chuckle-worthy.

Will Ferrell - The Ron Burgundy Audition

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October 3, 2008

Watch Online: Vice Presidential Debate - Joe Biden and Sarah Palin

In case you missed the 2008 vice presidential debate between Joe Biden, the senior United States Senator from Delaware, and Sarah Palin, the governor of Alaska, you can watch it online right here.

The 2008 vice presidential debate took place at Washington University in St. Louis on October 2, 2008. Total video length: 90 min 40 sec.

2008 Vice Presidential Debate - Palin and Biden

And in case you also happened to miss the 2008 presidential debate (or just want to watch it again) between John McCain, the senior United States Senator from Arizona, and Barack Obama, the junior United States Senator from Illinois, you can watch that one online here as well.

The 2008 presidential debate took place at the University of Mississippi on September 26th, 2008. The initial topic was supposed to be foreign policy, but with the recent economic collapses, McCain and Obama spent a good 45 minutes discussing (or should I say not discussing) the current U.S. economy and their supposed economic policies and plans. Total video length: 93 min 03 sec.

I haven't had a chance to watch the vice presidential debate yet (see update below), but I did watch the presidential debate in full. And let me just say that I was not impressed...at all. In fact, I'm even more worried and concerned for this country. Ron Paul was our only hope, but the media screwed the pooch on that one. Stupid bastards.

Update: I'm half way through it now and I want to gouge my eyes out with a pencil!

2008 Presidential Debate - McCain and Obama