March 11, 2011

The Charlie Sheen Machete Video

The Charlie Sheen Machete Video

In case you're trying to find the Charlie Sheen machete video...well, here it is!

As you can see in the video, Charlie Sheen holds up a machete and waves it around while he's on the roof of the Live Nation office building, located in Beverly Hills, California.

Apparently, Charlie Sheen's machete-waving antics were for the purpose of letting the world know just how he feels about being fired from CBS hit series "Two and a Half Men."

He also drank something from a bottle that he self-labeled "Tiger Blood." Though, that so-called "Tiger Blood" is really nothing more than some friggin' fruit juice made from the mangosteen fruit, a fruit that is grown primarily in South-East Asia. I guess alcohol was off the list or something.

Basically, his bottle of "Tiger Blood" was nothing more than a bottle of XANGO juice...a juice that is marketed through "network marketing" (also known as MLM or Multi-level Marketing) strategies. And btw, the makers of XANGO juice want NOTHING to do with Charlie Sheen!

A XANGO spokesperson said that the XANGO company had "no commercial arrangement with Charlie Sheen, nor would it consider any formal association with the actor".

Charlie Sheen Suing Warner Brothers

And though Charlie Sheen is suing Warner Brothers and "Two and a Half Men" TV show producer Chuck Lorre for $100 million, when he was asked about how he felt about losing his job, Charlie Sheen paraphrased Martin Luther King Jr., saying, "Free at last, free at last!"

Hmmm. So does he really feel wronged, or is this just a money and publicity grab?! Personally, I thinks it's the latter. Why? Because no one...NO ONE...who truly feels wronged talks about being "free" or "free at last!"

Sheen also told TMZ (in his recent fucknut, total-shit-in-the-brains, winning-but-totally-delusional-and-NOT-winning way) that he was suing Warner Bros. because "They continue to be in breach, like so many whales. It is a big day of gladness at the Sober Valley Lodge because now I can take all of the bazillions..."

OK, whatever, dude. Bottom line, Charlie Sheen has lost it, IMHO. Methinks he's read too many message board posts about trolls and noobies and newfags. I think the Internet (and past drug use) has taken over his brain and created an endless "meme" in his own head that he thinks is winning like over 9000!!1!!!11

Nonetheless, here's the Charlie Sheen Machete Video, which you probably came her for anyway...

The Charlie Sheen Machete Video

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