November 21, 2007

Hump Day Humor - Chuck Norris and Guitar Hero III

Well, it's Wednesday again. Bleh. So how about some hump day humor to brighten up your day? Yeah, sounds good to me! :)

So to start off, here's the latest Will It Blend? video. In this video Tom Dickson presents Guitar Hero III: Legends of Rock, the recently released guitar-based music video game.

But there's only one doesn't play any Beach Boys tunes. So he's decided to get his revenge...and blend it! And as Tom says, "This is what you get for not having The Beach Boys."

Oh yeah, and he also does a little guitar-smashing action as well - Pete Townsend style. Yeah, rock on! :)

Will It Blend? - Guitar Hero III

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Chuck Norris Web Searches

Since last week's Hump Day Humor - Chuck Norris Facts And More post, I've been getting a bit of extra blog traffic due to some "Chuck Norris" searches in Google, Yahoo! and a few of the other search engines. So far, the two main search terms that have been landing people here most consistently are:
  • Chuck Norris dot com
  • Chuck Norris pee in snow
LOL. So here are a few more entertaining Chuck Norris facts. And let's see what other Chuck Norris search terms will bring people here this week! :)

Chuck Norris Facts

1. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
2. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
3. When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he isn’t lifting himself up; he’s pushing the Earth down.
4. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he's never cried. Ever.
5. Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
6. Chuck Norris IS allowed to talk about Fight Club.
7. Switzerland isn't neutral; they just haven't figured out which side Chuck Norris is on.
8. Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
9. Chuck Norris once had a near-death experience. And Death now refuses to come near him.
10. (My personal favorite for the week) Geico saved 15% by switching to Chuck Norris.


  1. LOL..."Now a few of my 27 grand children suggested that I purchase Guitar Hero III."

    Heh, that's a whole lotta grandchildren there. Wow!

    Awesome Chuck Norris facts too Aaron. Really enjoyed them. :D

  2. He is having way to much fun blending that Guitar Hero Guitar... I wish I could do that. I hate that game! People buy that for their kids... why don't they just get them a real guitar for all the energy that goes into learning a 5 button guitar! What is happening to this world. Soon bands will be playing guitar hero guitars and that is what will pass for music.

  3. @Oscar: No doubt buddy. 27 grandchildren is definitely a whole lot of grandchildren!

    @Danielle: I totally agree! No matter what, there's absolutely NO replacement for a real instrument. None at all. And that's really what I wish kids would spend their time playing.

    Shine on,

  4. Dude, I love those Chuck Norris facts. He's da man! LOL

    I don't think it's my age speaking with I say that I just don't get the guitar hero thing. Honestly, just Danielle said, get the kids a guitar and TEACH THEM SOMETHING for the love of Pete! Is that too much to ask?

    Happy Thanksgiving, Aaron!

  5. You missed one Chuck Norris fact. Chuck Norris cannot be blended by a Blend Tec blender.

    In fact Chuck Norris is the only known force on earth that can blend a Blend Tec blender with his bare hands!

    You have been Dugg, Stumbled and Swyped.



  7. @Mark: Thanks Mark. I hope you had a wonderful Thanksgiving holiday! :)

    And I agree. There's no way I'd get my kids a pointless toy like that. It's not beneficial at all. Instead, I'd teach them how to play a "real" guitar, which I'm sure they'd enjoy a lot more anyway!

    @Forest: Ah, you're right; I didn't include that one. But I did post the video of it a short while back. :)

    Will It Blend? - Chuck Norris

    Btw, thanks for the Digg and Stumble! :)

    @Muse: LOL. I always loved the Walker, Texas Ranger Lever sketches!

    Shine on,

  8. Aaron, as I was stumbling the other night, I came across something really funny. I'm so glad I gave this the thumbs up, because when I read your post, I knew I had to show you this...

    Chuck Norris Google Search


  9. @Tish: OMG! If that's not THE BEST Chuck Norris joke, then I don't know what is!!!

    Thanks so much for leaving that in the comments. I love it! :)

  10. You're very welcome, Aaron! I'm glad you enjoyed it. :)


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