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November 7, 2007

Hump Day Humor - Chuck Norris Facts And More

Since it's Wednesday, otherwise known as "hump day", I figured I'd post a few funny things to help brighten up your day and bring a smile to your face. So first, here's a video of Frank Caliendo, a great comedian and definitely one of the best impressionists around these days.

In this clip he does George "Dubya" Bush, Bill Clinton, Scooby-Doo, John Madden, Al Pacino, Robert Di Nero and a few others. Very funny. Frank Caliendo is definitely a very gifted comedian.

Frank Caliendo - Awesome Impressions

And to go along with my Will It Blend? - Chuck Norris post from a couple weeks ago, here are some great Chuck Norris facts I put together. They're definitely pretty entertaining.

Chuck Norris Facts

1. Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills people.
2. There is no theory of evolution; just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
3. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
4. There's no chin under Chuck Norris' beard. There's just another fist.
5. When Chuck Norris wants popcorn he breathes on Nebraska.
6. The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
7. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep each night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
8. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
9. When Chuck Norris runs with scissors, other people get hurt.
10. Some kids pee their names into the snow. Chuck Norris pees his name into concrete.

Find more Chuck Norris facts here.

 
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