November 7, 2007

Hump Day Humor - Chuck Norris Facts And More

Since it's Wednesday, otherwise known as "hump day", I figured I'd post a few funny things to help brighten up your day and bring a smile to your face. So first, here's a video of Frank Caliendo, a great comedian and definitely one of the best impressionists around these days.

In this clip he does George "Dubya" Bush, Bill Clinton, Scooby-Doo, John Madden, Al Pacino, Robert Di Nero and a few others. Very funny. Frank Caliendo is definitely a very gifted comedian.

Frank Caliendo - Awesome Impressions

And to go along with my Will It Blend? - Chuck Norris post from a couple weeks ago, here are some great Chuck Norris facts I put together. They're definitely pretty entertaining.

Chuck Norris Facts

1. Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills people.
2. There is no theory of evolution; just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
3. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
4. There's no chin under Chuck Norris' beard. There's just another fist.
5. When Chuck Norris wants popcorn he breathes on Nebraska.
6. The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
7. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep each night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
8. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
9. When Chuck Norris runs with scissors, other people get hurt.
10. Some kids pee their names into the snow. Chuck Norris pees his name into concrete.

Find more Chuck Norris facts here.


  1. The video was hilarious. He is talented. His impersonations are great although I have to admit the Kramer one had my laughing the hardest.

    Those Chuck Norris facts are great. I think I've seen all of his movies. I saw a Chuck Norris commercial a few days ago and wondered I wonder if kids no who he is? I even have his book.

  2. Hi Opal. I think my favorite was his John Madden impersonation. But that's probably because John Madden drives me crazy. Always has.

    And yeah, I wonder how many of the younger folks do know about Chuck Norris. My guess is that most of them probably do. I mean, how could they not! :P

  3. Hey Aaron,

    Good stuff. The video was very funny ... I would LOVE to see the Robin Williams version of the Wizard of Oz.

    As for the Chuch Norris jokes ...

    Literally on every bathroom stall wall in Iraq ... I think I've seem em all ;-)

    Keep havin FuN!

  4. @Todd: LOL. I didn't realize they put Chuck Norris jokes on the walls of the bathroom stalls in Iraq. Funny. The locals must live in great fear of the all smart humans should. :P

  5. You gotta love number ten on that list! hehehe

  6. Yo, Aaron (btw, ron is also the short for Romanian currency ROmanian New :-)) )

    I have not time now to see the video, but about Nuck Chorris .. ops .. Shuck Norric .. ops .. that guy, you know .. he started to piss me off lately with his mighty-power. One day he`ll catch me in bad-bad mood and probably I`ll kick his brains off ..


  7. looks like they lowered your PR down to 2 just like mine!

  8. @AntiBarbie: LOL. Yeah, I thought that one was one of my favorites. My other two favs were #4 and #7. :)

    @Valentin: Good luck to ya buddy. But just in case you lose...are you leaving me anything in your will? :P

    @Bobby: Yeah, I see that now. Doesn't make any sense. That puts my PR lower than it was over a year ago when I had less than half the content and about 2 people linking to me.

    I think this sudden change means they're either still adjusting things or that they're readjusting them to make up for the other blunders they may have made regarding some of the bigger blogs and websites.

    I know those bigger blogs contacted them to complain and to be reevaluated. I, however, don't have the time nor the inclination to bother with it. The PR raise didn't boost my earnings at all, and a 2 is still higher than where it was a month ago. So whatever.

    The only thing it does is make me really question Google now. Are they being evil? Which goes against their slogan, "Don't be evil". Or are they inept and over their heads with this PR thing? Who knows. All I know is that they'd better hope Chuck Norris doesn't find out! :P

    Shine on,


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