October 22, 2008

Hump Day Humor - Bailout Thoughts From Shitcat and Friends

First, let's start with some news...

From the Associated Press: World stock markets sagged again Wednesday as a barrage of weak corporate earnings stoked fears that the government's financial intervention won't keep global economies out of recession.

Duh! I think most of us with brains know that the government bailout won't work. And here's why. But for a deeper understanding of the bailout, I contacted our senior political correspondent, Shitcat, and asked for his commentary. Here's what he had to say about it...

Unfortunately, his intern Barfcat also happened to be nearby when this took place, and Shitcat's straight-to-the-point, "hold-nothing-in" attitude simply proved too much for his delicate, little body to handle...

But wanting further insight, I also contacted our senior financial analyst, Jokercat, for his take on the bailout, as well as on our current political and economic climate in general. His response was, well, sobering...

After that, I definitely needed some cheering up. Unfortunately, Speedcat was out of town, so I headed over to hang out with Cokecat instead. His motto in the last year has been: "Be the government, and you will know."

You see, Cokecat firmly believes that the only way in which one can understand the U.S. Government and its endless idiocy is to become a part of it. I think he's right. And obviously, he's got the part down perfectly...

Thanks cats! You've been very helpful. Let's hope that the morons in charge can have a moment of clarity sometime in the next decade. I know it's a long shot, but one can certainly hope.

Anyway, Happy Hump Day! I hope your week is going well. :)

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