January 2, 2008

Hump Day Humor - Chuck Norris Facts and Jim Gaffigan!

As far as stand-up comedians go, Jim Gaffigan is definitely one of my all-time favorites. He's not only extremely hilarious, but very personable as well.

So, for your viewing pleasure this week, here's a special clip from Jim Gaffigan's "Beyond the Pale" tour. Hope you enjoy it!

Jim Gaffigan on Christmas and Easter

Ah, and what good would a "Hump Day Humor" post be without a few Chuck Norris facts to kick it on home?! So, to tickle your funny roundhouse bone, here are ten entertaining (and extremely lethal!) Chuck Norris facts...

Chuck Norris Facts

1. Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks.
2. In Pamplona, Spain, the bulls are running from Chuck Norris.
3. Human beings have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris, on the other hand, has 72...and they're all poisonous.
4. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
5. When Chuck Norris files his taxes, he sends his tax forms in blank, with a picture of himself attached. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes...ever.
6. Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris!
7. Chuck Norris put the "laughter" in "manslaughter."
8. Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
9. Chuck Norris can delete the Recycle Bin.

And my favorite of the Chuck Norris facts this time around...

10. Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in just three moves!

Related Blog Posts

Hump Day Humor - Chuck Norris and Guitar Hero III
Hump Day Humor - Chuck Norris Facts And More
Will It Blend? - Chuck Norris

No comments:

Post a Comment

Thanks for visiting the Aaron Cook Dot Com™ blog! Please leave your awesome comment below! :)

Shine on,