October 8, 2008

Hump Day Humor - Chuck Norris Facts and Will Ferrell

It's been a little while since I did a Hump Day Humor post on this blog, though I'm not exactly sure why...it's one of my favorite types of posts to do.

Anyway, to start things off for this week's Hump Day Humor post, here are some Chuck Norris facts to break tickle that funny bone of yours.

Chuck Norris Facts

1. There's no "ctrl" button on Chuck Norris' computer keyboard; Chuck Norris is always in control.
2. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
3. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table; the only element he recognizes is the element of "surprise."
4. It takes Chuck Norris just 10 seconds to watch 60 Minutes.
5. Chuck Norris played Russian roulette with a fully-loaded gun...and won.
6. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas to bed.
7. Chuck Norris can build Rome in a day.
8. Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water and make him drink.
9. The following is a short list of things Chuck Norris cannot do: .
10. Rosa Parks refused to get out of her seat because she was saving it for Chuck Norris.

Some Will Ferrell Comedy

Personally, I'm not a huge Will Ferrell fan. I think some of his stuff is really funny, but I also think he's got a fair amount of material that's just plain redundant and stupid. Nonetheless, here's a funny video clip in which Will Ferrell plays his classic character Ron Burgundy for ESPN. This one is definitely chuckle-worthy.

Will Ferrell - The Ron Burgundy Audition

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