Anyway, to start things off for this week's Hump Day Humor post, here are some Chuck Norris facts to
Chuck Norris Facts
1. There's no "ctrl" button on Chuck Norris' computer keyboard; Chuck Norris is always in control.
2. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
3. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table; the only element he recognizes is the element of "surprise."
4. It takes Chuck Norris just 10 seconds to watch 60 Minutes.
5. Chuck Norris played Russian roulette with a fully-loaded gun...and won.
6. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas to bed.
7. Chuck Norris can build Rome in a day.
8. Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water and make him drink.
9. The following is a short list of things Chuck Norris cannot do: .
10. Rosa Parks refused to get out of her seat because she was saving it for Chuck Norris.
Some Will Ferrell Comedy
Personally, I'm not a huge Will Ferrell fan. I think some of his stuff is really funny, but I also think he's got a fair amount of material that's just plain redundant and stupid. Nonetheless, here's a funny video clip in which Will Ferrell plays his classic character Ron Burgundy for ESPN. This one is definitely chuckle-worthy.
Will Ferrell - The Ron Burgundy Audition
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